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April Fools

For one glorious day in April, up is down, black is white, and Tech News undergoes a transformation into the best satirical news source this side of I-495. Enjoy our articles from previous years while you count down until next April Fools!

Foisie Upgrades

Even more big screens coming Dissatisfied with the sun glare caused by Foisie Innovation Studio’s windows, school administration...

Vaccines are Evil

Hi everyone, my name is Scott B Fake and I am a Senior alternative biology major at Worcester State University originally from...

Gronk Goes Greek

Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski recently announced his retirement from professional football after nine seasons with the team. Gronkowski’s physical style of...

Gossip Gompei

Gossip Gompei here… Your number one source into the scandalous lives of Worcester’s elite. Rumor has it that this...

RPI in Shambles

Ren S. Slaer The long-time WPI rival is in shambles as students struggle to recover from their own schooling....

Health Risks on Campus

By T. Rhys Hugghere EPA Regional Administrator <NAME> announced last Thursday that Salisbury Estates, the former graduate student residence...

Clubs to Switch to GoatFundMe

SGA funding request era is coming to an end By Benjamin “Moolah” Greenbacks Despite raising...

SGA Funds DirecTV

In their latest budget review, Student Government Association (SGA) reportedly passed a line-item addition requested by the Skulls, a secretive “deep campus”...

New Residence Hall

Freshmen to live in Institute Park The Office of Residential Services has been attempting to remedy the on-campus...

Tech News

Finally, Tech News has officially been rated “The Best Student Newspaper on an Undergraduate Campus”. In honor of this prestigious award, we’re...

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